so a year ago to this date 9-11-2009 i was outside smokeing a cig on my porch that is screened in.
somehow a unkown insect that appeared to look like a moth/wasp/ground hornet.......keep in mind these three things.
This bug was the size of a silver dollar (wing span) and an abdomen, and head the size of a red wasp.
when i was smokeing a ciggy . out of nowhere it appeared and almost stung me on the face...i swated it to the ground.
then i jumped up (wearing sandels) took one off.
the bug made a high schreeching sound and then sounded like a locust.
i grabed some roach/ant killer off my table beside the chair i smoke at, this took only 2 seconds. since the attemted attack.
and i never saw it leave the ground and it was gone....from where it was on ground.
sandel in right hand roach/ant killer spray in left i darted my eyes searching for it.
i have a fan above my smokeing chair and table.
another screach and ticking sound came from it.
then the weird shit happend.....you will shit bricks................................................
i sprayed the insect spray toward fan and the insect's abdomen puffed up nearly 5 times its original size...(from a normal red wasps size stinger area to larger then your thumb)
and it made the screaching sound again my ears started ringing.... and then ...... and went from brown color to jet black and redcolor.
keep in mind this has only hapend over 8-10 seconds.
i sprayed the moth directly when it hit the ground. for about 4 seconds.
weird high pitch screach again..then a cherp...then it flew back toward the fan.
at that point (split second thought) i thought of maybe fleeing and comeing back later more pertected and prepaired.
i was in shirt and pjays.
but why fear...i fear nothing....of this........world ofc....others idk.
the insect came at me again and i hit it directly with my sandal while spraying the insect killer.
keep in mind this has only been about 15 seconds sence it nearly stung me in the face and swated it down with my hand. while i was smokeing.
the insect on ground stunned from my sandel and poisoned from insect spray ( about 8 seconds worth of direct spray)during the 15.....
i landed a direct blow with my sandel with 90% of my stringth.
then i stepped on this moth with other sandel for 5 seconds with all of my weight.
the moth was face down and back up and flattened perfectly on my rug by the door.
i sprayed it directly (3to 4 inches from moth)for about 2 minutes with the insect spray.
feeling victorious and shaken i went inside to take a shower...................................................
one hour later i went to smoke another ciggy.
the right wing of the insect was raised off of the carpet about half an inch.
this is where i decided to collect the specimen for science.
i went inside and grabbed a plastic cup and a paper weight
if you havent shit bricks you will keep reading.
as soon as i was at my glass door i heard the schreaching then chearping and my ears started ringing...
my vision blurred for half a second and then i hurrily opened the glass door and placed the cup over the moth which had both wings proped up half way....it looked like it was ready to fly.
then i put the paper weight on top of cup.
this is where it gets even weirder.....
i think this insect may have been from out of this world....maybe alien .... or controlled remotly....the posibilitys are endless....
after i placed cup and weight on the insect... i hurryed inside.
i took another shower....but i know something inside of me changed...
my nose started driping snot very thin and long thick strands....kinda like a long drool slobber but from my nose all the way to my belly botton.
i was completely sober that night and had been for weeks.
shiting bricks yet?
during the shower my vision would blur and then seem like it sharpened by significant amounts.
my body seemed like it was growing stronger.
then the worst pain hit me .....for half of a second.
it started at my brain stem then branched out down my nervous system.
1 second later
i had the largest endorphin and adriline rush i have ever had....and i have tryed extacy before and know what it feels like to roll. ( i tryed each type of base (once) over a period of a year with 3 month breaks and i know it was legit x not the shit that teens pop now adays) it was part of my trainging.
the rush was super human... it had to be...
my muciles seemed to feel weightless...(like i was wearing tayrales armor)
then seconds later it looked like an arua was around me.....examples (dbz when they go super saian/ chapelle show rick james parody/ active camo halo/predotor)
this arua is still with me today. i see it every where i go.
geting out of shower feeling completely impowered...i dryed off and threw on some clothes.
while i was in my room i heard a loud pop....gun shot like but not supersonic... i didnt hear the sonic boom....or any report
but it lasted for about 5 seconds.
this is where i jumped into action....thinking someone broke in................ posibly.
conveniently at my closet
i grabbed my .45 chambered a round
i threw on my bulletproof ceramic vest.
and then
sweap my house like i was trained...classified where...
with inside secure and doors locked.
i ran to grab my mid-long range wepon.
to checke outside
this is where you will shit bricks..........................if you were axually reading this part...............
the cup was completely knocked over and moved about 4 foot from the carpet where it was at.
the paper weight was a few feet from the carpet. it was a magnesium sample from a dads old friend( head chemist of a chemical/ processing plant) It weighed about 5 pounds , and was the size of your palm
the plastic cup was cracked and had a hole in it.
weirdest part was that
there was a fist size hole in my screen door that keeps insects out.
judgeing by the angle it went straight toward the large hole in my trees where i see the stars every night i go outside to smoke.
the unknown insect had excaped ....posibly left to outer space....the posibilitys are endless....just think nerds of jsp....
ever sence then my life has gotten increadibly better.
example....ladys always duble/tripple take me...sex life...way better and more desired in past year.
i have even over heard people saying these exact things (eavesdroping)
"look at him he has something around his whole body like an arua"
..."there is something special about that guy"...
"wtf is all around that dude"
"that guy took my breath away when he passed"
"that dude is much stronger then he looks"
even
"that guy looks like jesus...i whonder if he is the messiah..."
and the past year many females have approached me and i didn't even have to spark the conversation.
shiting bricks?
my sex life has sky rocketed since the unknown insect happening
if you read all of this..... grats it took me like 30 mins to type. btw no proofreading and idk bout "spelling is linked to memory not intelligence".
